I just read this one
A jackaroo working on a station in the remotest part of Western Australia had one great desire in life - to see Buckingham Palace. Finally he'd saved sufficient to make the trip.
He cleaned himself up, had his first shave for a month, put on the new mail order suit and hitched to Perth where he spent a couple of hours in wide-eyed wonderment before boarding the jet bound for London.
Soon after take off the steward asked if he'd like anything to drink and read. He ordered a beer, but said that he couldn't read.
"Well, you can enjoy the pictures," said the steward, bring not only an ice-cold tinny but a copy of Playboy.
"Good idea" said the jackaroo and opened the magazine to the centrefold, draped the picture down the seat in front and proceeded to masturbate with great gusto. Having done so, he sat back contentedly and, groping in his top pocket for his cigarettes, he turned to the girl beside him....
"Mind if I smoke?" he enquired.
EDITED:
ROFL .. this is related ..
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html
BTW .. I never ear aboard a plane .. in the safety announcements .. masturbating was forbidden
This man have all chances on court with a good lawer...
The woman demand (200.000) will certainly not be granted .... it's too much paid for a shampoo ....
Regards.
Gus.
